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Christmas Cracker – 20th December 2015

Race Report – Pam Eardley

ChristmasCracker_2015_StartSo the day looked good weather wise, I really don’t fancy this run in bad weather although I’m told they change the run if it’s bad weather, it’s still bleak up there.

I met up with Alison Brind and she drove to Tittesworth Reservoir where we met Phillipa  Steele and Amy Gamble. Amy was costume designer and a great job she did too . Once we’d entered the race and dressed ourselves up suitably the race started at 11.

There really was some brilliant fancy dress costumes Santas, elves, snowmen along with themes not so Christmassy .

We started off through some fields and farm tracks, lots of mud and my trainers are still recovering in the airing cupboard. Then we hit the lanes and started to climb slowly until we came to the off road point and onto the Roaches.

The path was very muddy uneven and you really did have to concentrate on where you were putting your feet, there were some points where you had to walk it was so steep and un even. I did manage to keep other runners in my sight as I did have visions of being the last one out but no there were people behind us and the other girls waited at points so it’s was a lovely no pressure fun (I think) run.

There was a man running with a record player who overtook me on the climb I did mutter something to Alison about being overtaken by someone heavily burdened by his fancy dress !!!! he was playing some grunge music so was  quite glad he went past me .

On reaching the trig point  we had a photo opportunity and  it was all we could muster to stop ourselves taking off in our bat capes. Such spectacular views just amazing that we live so close to this natural beauty.

Then the decent, well all I can say was it was euphoric , just a beautiful 4 miles down hill, I did say to the girls we’d all done well not to do a Madonna in our capes.

ChristmasCracker_2015_TrigWe crossed the line together and I felt amazing looking back towards where I’d come from.  I would recommend this run everything was fun the marshals, the other runners everyone was in good spirits.

The choice of socks or beer was your reward, beer for the hubby I thought as he did hold my coat bless him.

Hot drinks were served to the runners then a snowman with a flashing red nose came and asked where our tent and generator were !!!!!  ? We are famous the SMM bat cave !!!!!!

Dick Dastardly was the individual fancy dress winner not sure who got the group win.

 A brilliant day out thoroughly enjoyed it and a big thanks to the other girls we had a great team spirit .

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Edwinstowe 10k Trail Race – 6th December 2015

Edwinstowe is in the county of Nottinghamshire and was the home of the legendary Robin Hood. It is an ideal location to explore Sherwood Forest with the famous Major Oak.
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This year was the 8th running of the race through Sherwood Forest Country Park and the race was sold out by September with 600 runners having entered. The race HQ was at the Robin Hood Craft Centre in Edwinstowe on the edge of the forest and around the corner from St Mary’s Church where according to legend Robin Hood and Maid Marion were married.
The race crisscrosses the forest which took in the Robin Hood Way. It was run over an accurately measured traffic free undulating footpaths and bridleways starting and finishing on a grassed area adjacent to Edwinstowe Cricket Pitch.
The weather was warm 13C and still quite breezy following the aftermath of storm “Desmond” the previous day and the sun shone throughout the race.

As already mentioned, at the start, we ran approx 800 yards on a field then started to climb into the forest for about 1 mile. The track was not very wide, so with hindsight a fast start on the field would have been beneficial as it took some time to overtake the slower runners. The route crisscrossed numerous paths, some wide, some narrow with the occasional muddy areas, but overall the tracks were well maintained and off road shoes were the order of the day. The race was chip timed and good to get an accurate time especially on a trail race, as from experience very few trail races have chip timing. Also, met former club runner Gemma Butterfield who had entered and I managed to keep her behind me throughout the race.
Overall, I was pleased with my chip time of 52:14 (4 mins slower than my last 10k road race) and finished 172/501. Unfortunately, there was no M65 age group prizes so was put in M60-70 group and finished 5/23.
Margie finished in 66:50 but did not race as she just wanted to run a trail race.
The winners time was 37:07 but was 25 years younger than me!!!
All finishers received a technical tee shirt, lucozade sport and water. Chocolate biscuits were also available on the finish line but no jammy dodgers!! Good value for money as entry fee £12.00.
Mick Hall was also at the race as the official photographer.
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This was my final race in a different county each month this year and have travelled over 2300 miles to the following counties :
Jan. – Llandudno 10k, Gwynedd Wales
Feb. – Alsager 5m, Cheshire
March. – Stafford Half, Staffordshire
April. – Bungay Half, Suffolk
May. – Market Drayton 10k, Shropshire
June – Kingham 12k, Oxfordshire
July – Bewl Water 15m, East Sussex
Aug. – Kimbolton Half, Cambridgeshire
Sept. – New Forest Half, Hampshire
Oct – Tissington Trail Half, Derbyshire
Nov – Chorley 10k, Lancashire
Dec – Edwinstowe 10k, Nottinghamshire
I have thoroughly enjoyed all these races and would recommend them all.
Richard Shaw.

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Dusk ’till Dawn Marathon – 31st October 2015

Race report: Phil Cape

Some of the last minute runs this year have been the most fun. The Dusk-til-Dawn was a kind invite to Tim and I a couple of weeks ago from Roger Taylor, who was already booked in with friends Linda and Tracey.

DtD_BriefingThere were three distances to choose from: a half, marathon (our event) and 50-miler in loops around Buxton. The biggest concern pre-race was sourcing fancy dress kit. Tim turned in a great Dracula outfit with inflatable bat and lightshow, Roger did a grim reaper and I went with a bit of a ghoul mask.

The race briefing from a Thriller Michael Jackson at Buxton Community School was relaxed and the other runners very friendly. A festive grim reaper, complete with scythe was introduced, the deal being if they caught you, your race was over.

A sunset start was followed by a good climb out of town to Shining Tor and the moors beyond. Stars in a clear sky and peace in the middle of nowhere are part of what makes night-running so enjoyable. The other bit being the people you meet on the way…. like the guy from Portsmouth who had driven up during Saturday, was doing the 50 before a sleep in the car and return home drive.

DtD_GroupThere were checkpoints every few miles, some of which gave food and drink (normally after a right good hill) and with the kit-checks before the event, I would recommend it as a good introduction to how ultras work. This was the first event where my GPS watch really delivered and it pretty much took us round the course like we were on rails. Those who know how bad I am at navigating will understand how big a deal it was to find this crutch; and Tim and I had a point to prove, having added 5m to a marathon in Baslow earlier in the year. The course was quite technical at times with at least one guy twisting his knee in a rabbit hole on a downhill.

We carried punch cards that needed marking every now and again – great spot by Tim at the first of these that I missed completely. The majority of the hills were in the first half of the run with some great trail-running before the return to town at the end. Over time, the half-marathoners turned off, then we did, leaving the 50-ers to complete their run within the 14hrs. There was a toughie hill that felt like it was half way around, the rest was fine.

DtD_MedalThe final run-in to town was a giggle with revellers perplexed by runners blathered in mud and stinking of manure.

Back to the finish for nice cup of tea followed by a great morning watching the bats do well running and supporting at the Flying Fox. Ideal weekend.

Nice touch from the organisers was a message a couple of days later saying that they’d donated leftover food to a charity – proper feel-good event.

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Race Report Cheddleton 10k – 28th November 2015

I and other Stone Master Marathoners headed up to Cheddleton on Saturday lunchtime for the annual 10k pudding run. Some including myself were lucky enough to be chauffeur driven courtesy of Nick who was behind the wheel. The temperature plummeted as we headed north to the Staffordshire Moorlands with wind and rain adding to the chill factor- this was going to be a race to remember !!

On arrival Nick ,Julie ,Anne-Marie and I met up with fellow members & partners; Linda, Paula, Tom, Hazel, Kevin, Kevin’s wife, Joyce, John and not forgetting Smm’s Cheddleton resident Roger. With such a great team of runners and supporters what could possibly go wrong!

Following the fun run completed by Hazel we assembled in a orderly fashion for a last minute team photo shoot organised by Tom with Mick Hall a great opportunity to again capture the new kit.

At 2pm sharp we set off and were soon greeted by the sound of the lone piper after our first climb out of the village which in the wind and rain became quite motivating. It was just after this point I was overtaken by Nick so it was clearly working for some.

Lap two soon came round and I was joined by Tom who caught me up on bag pipe hill. I understand this was Toms first race following long term injury and he was going well !

Throughout the race I kept Nick in my sight but clearly his new Hoka running shoes were doing their job and I was unable to gain ground.

It wasn’t long before the final lap came round and we found ourselves racing down to the finish in the old village centre to collect our Christmas Puddings 🙂

The early finisher’s went to cheer their colleagues on with great commentary provided by the race organisers adding to the occasion. Julie had a mention for one of the last runners in under the hour with Joyce seconds behind.

The school hall afterwards provided a warm sanctuary from the inclement weather with tea and cakes most welcome. Knowing that monies raised from the event was going towards Cancer Research added to the most enjoyable day and the second brilliant Smm event in less than 24 hours !! Highly recommended 🙂

Scores on the doors

Kevin Uzzell 47 minutes
Nick Boulton 51 minutes 28 secs
Chris Ellerton 52minutes 28 secs
Tom Johnson 53 minutes 7 secs
Anne-Marie Mountford 53 minutes 33 secs
Julie Boulton 59 minutes 47 secs
Joyce Edwards 59 minutes 53 secs
Linda Cartwright 1 hour 1minute 3 secs
Paula Furnival 1 hour 1 minute 33 secs

Cheers

Chris Ellerton

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Chorley Firefighters 10K – 22nd November 2015

I chose to run this race in Lancashire when planning my programme to race in a different county each month this year. IMG_0294

Last year the race was resurrected after an absence of 20 years and there were 141 finishers including four ladies I run with locally who had told me how much they had enjoyed the event. This year the race was very well supported with 409 finishers (a threefold increase in 12 months) and the number of female entrants exceeded the total finishers last year. I assume the attraction was the athletic built male runners or could it be all those Firefighters? The race started at 10.00am from the Lancashire Fire and Rescue Training Centre on the outskirts of Chorley.

An ideal race HQ as there was ample car parking spaces and canteen facilities for all runners and supporters. The course was described as a two lap undulating country route around the villages of Euxton and Astley. The start and finish was in the grounds of the Training Centre. The first mile took us down the long drive to the main Southport Road turning us left up a gradual climb towards Chorley. The route then turned left after approx three quarters of a mile towards Euxton where we ran on a wide footpath which incorporated a cycle path parallel with the main road. We then turned left at approx 1.5 miles down a very quiet country lane and just after the two mile marker there was a short steep hill prior to reaching Astley.

The route turned right into the village and left back onto the Southport Road to return to the fire centre. This loop was repeated with the finish some 300 yards beyond the start of the race in the grounds of the training centre. All finishers received a medal and bottle of water. Entry Fee was £12 (Affiliated). All profits went to firefighters charity to support the families of those who have been injured or tragically killed in their line of duty. A very worthwhile cause. Unfortunately, the race was not chip timed, my Garmin showed a finish time of 48:10 against the official time of 48:19. Maybe I should have started on the front line!! However, the latter is still a seasonal best. It must have been wearing that new club vest !! I finished 162/409 runners and 3rd in my age group although only 15 seconds between me and 1st over 65 age group. The second finisher in my group was a John Shaw (no relation) who just beat me by 4 seconds. IMG_0296

After the race all runners and supporters were able to purchase Lancashire Hot Pot and Mushy Peas for a very reasonable price of £2:50 served by the firefighters in their canteen. This was a welcome addition especially as the race was run in a temperature of 3C and proved very popular with everyone including Margie and myself and I actually paid for us both !!! Overall a very well organised race which is beginning to attract a good field. Margie decided not to enter the race but enjoyed her weekend away at the Tickled Trout Hotel some 8 miles from race HQ. Later after returning to the Hotel, at approximately 10.00pm, blue flashing lights alerted us to two fire engines below our window. Apparently it was a false alarm. Margie and I thought they were bringing me my finisher’s medal as there was a shortage due to the increased numbers!
Richard Shaw

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Park Hall Cross Country – 14th November 2015

Saturday morning, the forecast said cold and wet, I had to take the boys swimming and then onto a party and the wife was working, oh and I was carrying an injury (not sure if I had mentioned this before).

So why don’t I go and run cross country at Park Hall !!

 Following the first two races at Winsford and Stafford Common, Chairman Tim gave up his place at the Six Dales to come and race. Following a very convoluted Facebook discussion Tim, Jim H, Mick D and myself met at the Tennis Club at 12:30 (well 12:35 by the time Mick had turned up via a detour to get alcohol) and made our way over to the rain soaked tracks of Park Hall.

 As we clambered up to the gazebo area we were met by Captain Bernie and Brian ‘The Barista’ Hall offering drinks of tea, coffee and hot chocolate and also the Bat Girls warming up in that type of rain that gets you soaked through !

 As with Stafford Common there was plenty of discussion about what footwear to use and from what I understood a lot of the course was on tracks so surely standard trail shoes should do even in the wet.

 At 1.30 the girls went off to the start and set off on two laps, we cheered them past and then ran back under the cover of the gazebo to keep warm and dry, well dry and only braved out again as they ran past on the next lap.

 In horrible conditions it was a great performance with Pippa Steele, Amy Gamble, Kirsty Stephenson and Julia McArthur the first four home for the club with Jackie Allen, Alison Brind, Anne-Marie Mountford, Julie Ebrey and Bonnie Seabridge. I understand Bonnie was competing in her first ever cross country and managed a sprint finish overtaking several competitors up the hill finish. The girls dragged themselves back to the gazebo to warm mulled wine and sent us boys packing off to the start.

 We huddled at the start like Emperor Penguins and then set off on our 3 laps around the park, there was quite a bit of stopping and starting in the first section due to some narrow parts but eventually we got in to our stride. It was an interesting course with undulating trails, grass downhills, muddy uphills, narrow bits with no overtaking and probably my favourite so far, unfortunately I didn’t do it justice but despite the weather it was thoroughly enjoyable.

 As I trundled round the course it was absolutely fantastic to get the support from the girls. Bearing in mind they had just ran round in the pouring rain and freezing cold they were the loudest most enthusiastic supporters and other clubs will be envious of the team spirit we show.

 I did manage a sprint finish when someone dared to try and overtake me on the final ascent…I don’t think so matey !!! It was my worst run of the three so far but I wanted to run and complete the course and save myself for Uttoxeter (honest).

 After the finish we dragged ourselves back to the gazebo to change and warm up and big thank you to Brian and Bernie for looking after us….at least we ran to keep warm, they looked after us brilliantly, it makes such a difference and it is very much appreciated.

 At this time I haven’t seen the results but I understand Steve Fenney came in an amazing 35th and Tim managed to get in 89th his first top 100 finish. Also (in no particular order), Mick Downes, Jim Holland, Fabian Carbonell, Kevin Uzzell, Alex Yendole, Jonathan Howell, Chris Ellerton, Richard Shaw, Jamie McArthur and my good self completed the slightly damp course.

 Once I have the results (and photos)I will post them on the website and facebook.

 In summary, what can I say, it was a wet and cold one but the team performance, team spirit is absolutely second to none. I can’t wait till Uttoxeter on the 12th December and if there is anyone who hasn’t ran cross country this year, or before then I highly recommend it.

 Let’s get an even bigger number out representing the Bats and finish the season on a high !!!!!

 

Paul

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Melbourne Marathon – 18th October 2015

Race report: Steve Parker

IMG_2093(1)Up at 5 30 usual pre marathon porridge medicine, as usual, ate until I felt sick. Off with other like minded individuals to the start, by chance, only about a mile from the B+B, out side the Rod Laver Arena on Batman Ave, of Australian Open tennis fame. https://www.stonemm.co.uk/2015/10/18/melbourne-marathon-18th-october-2015/ https://www.stonemm.co.uk/2015/10/18/melbourne-marathon-18th-october-2015/Took my cap off, as instructed, for the Ozzie National Anthem, commentator told everyone to “bugger work tomorrow, tell the boss you’ve done the M, and finished in the “G” “. Off at an early 7 00 start, thank god, as it got hot from 10 00, and plodded around, aiming for favoured negative split, started to feel real tired (sorry buggered) at about 32k and had to hang on, to the finish in the MCG home of the 1956 Olympics, although I don’t remember them!

Ran with Felicity for about 6k from Torpoint in Cornwall (out for a week just to do Marathon) moved on when she explained her husband was in the Marines and was aiming for 3 hours. Ran with Leanne (doing it for her 50th birthday, a local)  for about 25k, moved on when she suggested breakfast with her family, then with about 1.5k to go, an ex pat Kevin, (in his 30’s) came alongside and explained he had been following me all the way round, I suggested we finished together, he agreed and then sprinted (or what appeared to me like a sprint) around the inside of the MCG to the finish, I didn’t want Kev to beat me so it all became messy over the last 400 metres, I think we did finish together, possibly to ex english Kevs surprise.

Sparker_SleepDidn’t see any other bats so little else to report. Oh, finish time (on my watch) 3 28 07! Didn’t need the St Johns help so that’s a result, keeping off the trams. Usual diet Coke fuelled rehydration along with Pizza, possibly a beer or 2 later along with Pizza, possibly a beer or 2 later.

The Photo’s are from file, not from the race. However they are likely to be realistic of Sparker’s face at the sprint finish and his post race recovery.

Editor comment:   After reading Sparker’s comments on tiring at 32km, I thought I’d check what happened to the machine that is Sparker. According to the timing on the results website he was 19 seconds slower in the second 20k from the first 20k, and his sprint finish led to a fast final 2.2k, thus he was probably close to a negative split. As usual he passed runners the whole race, almost 400 in the second half! Well done Sparker, I wish I could do that in a bad race!

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Tissington Trail Half Marathon – Sunday 4th October 2015

Race report – Margaret Shaw

Tissington_GroupWhen Richard mentioned this half marathon to me saying that it was pretty well all down hill I thought that has to be good. It was everything I enjoyed, off road but a good track,scenic and down hill! We entered very early as apparently it is very popular (I wonder why?) and limited to 400. This race is run on the Saturday and on the Sunday, so we opted for the Sunday.

The race runs from Parsley Hay Cycle Centre to Ashbourne down the old disused railway line, finishing at the Leisure Centre where there are changing and showering facilities. The route takes you from Parsley Hay(which is over 1000 ft) to Hurdlow, Hartington, Ruby Wood, Alsop-en-le-Dale, Tissington, Thorpe Station and Mapleton Lane. The Leisure Centre at Ashbourne is also the race headquarters. Buses take you from the Centre to the start at Parsley Hay.

The morning of the race arrives, the weather promises sunshine and temperatures good for running. We arrive at 8.00am and there were plenty of spaces for parking. We met with Julia Dando and some of our friends from Drayton so time soon passed and we were on the buses by 9.15 on our way to the start. We had a lovely scenic journey and were pleasantly surprised to see approximately 10 hot air balloons. At Parsley Hay there were plenty of toilets with a cafe and shop to buy hot drinks if you needed one. Julia was soon tucking into a hot chocolate (could this be the reason for her 10min PB!).

Tissington_Group3Whilst we were waiting I suddenly spotted Ann Griffiths her husband David and Bill Clarke. It was great to see them increasing our club numbers to six. As we waited we were warned to keep to the left and not wear headphones as we would be sharing the trail with cyclists and horses. As expected there were those who still wore headphones and a cyclist ran into one of them as they did not hear his warning bell. No one hurt but yet another instance in support of no headphones.

It was chilly at the start and therefore wearing a Tee Shirt or bin bag was recommended. Discarded Tee shirts were taken to the finish line for collection. We were also set off in  waves of approx 25 in order to prevent bottlenecks and to be helpful to others using the trail. This worked well.

As we set off the sun peeped through and we soon warmed up. Julia and I ran together for the first 8 miles keeping a good steady pace and it was great to have such good company. The scenery was breathtaking, changing from panoramic views to woodland and vice versa. The trail was excellent to run on, not too rocky, and yes it was definitely predominately down hill. It was a gradual downward gradient with plateaus. Do not think WOW, that must have been an easy run!! It was not! Picture yourself running at your quicker pace, nonstop for 13.1 miles. No nice hills to change pace. It is relentless. But yes PBs are on the cards. Your legs will also tell you they have been running downhill and quads will scream the next day.

Oh, one more thing, there was one short, steep hill, up to the finish! This is the result of a viaduct being removed when the railway closed down. This produced downward then upward slopes of 130ft with gradient 1:9 each.

Tissington_RichardPrizeA brilliant day. Richard took Male Vet 65 with a time of 1.48.06 and Julia Dando had a tremendous PB of 10mins. Would I do it again? Yes. https://www.stonemm.co.uk/2015/10/09/tissington-trail-half-marathon-sunday-4th-october-2015/ https://www.stonemm.co.uk/2015/10/09/tissington-trail-half-marathon-sunday-4th-october-2015/Richard & I have already entered next year Sunday 9th October and hope other bats will join us especially as we have found a good eating venue at Denstone Farm Shop/Cafe for lunch en route home. It has been given the thumbs up by our little group of runners on Sunday.

Chip Times
Richard Shaw 1.48.06
Margaret Shaw 2.06.04
Julia Dando 2.08.35
David Griffiths 2.17.39
Ann Griffiths 2.22.25
Bill Clark 2.22.25

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Moddershall 5 Miler – 27 September 2015

Race Report – Mac McCoig

Moddershall_5mThis first staging of the Moddershall 5 Mile road race took place on 27 September in perfect weather conditions. Organised by Mick Downes (and other members of SMM assisting) for Moddershall Cricket Club, the race was in aid of Breakthrough Breast Cancer in memory of Mandy Shenton, a former member of the cricket club.

The venue was the cricket club grounds which, perched on the top of a hill, overlooks Stone and provides stunning views across Staffordshire and to the far off ‘blue remembered hills’ of Shropshire. The cricket club had organised a fete and with ladies serving tea & cakes in the pavilion this was one of those perfect English sunny occasions we all remember from our childhood.

Anyone who knows where Moddershall Cricket Club is will also know that the advertised ‘undulating’ course description is a bare-faced lie. The precipitous banks surrounding Moddershall are worthy of a stiff fell race, as any local will tell you. However, Mick had arranged an excellent course with little country lanes, virtually traffic free, boasting trees, cows grazing, a picturesque pub with a duck pond and a lovely prospect of the Wrekin in the distance. This is what road running is all about and who gives a fig for the grim streets and grey tenements of city events?

M5M97 brave souls set off at 11:00, cheered on by a small band of supporters who probably (having just driven up Hayes Bank) never expected to see them again, a scene reminiscent of the Accrington Pals marching off cheerily to war-time France. However, return they did! With the men’s race being led in by Craig Pilsbury in 29:59 (unattached – someone sign him up!), Steve Naylor of Michelin AC in second place in 30:56 and Paul Swan of Trentham RC third in 31:13. The ladies were led home by the aptly named Wendy Swift of Staffs Moorlands in 34:10 with Pippa Steele (unattached but soon to return to SMM I am told) second in 37:24 and our own Kirsty Stephenson third in 37:48.

Other prizes were taken by Bryn Holmes of Trentham RC (V40 32:45), Andy Lidstone Buxton & District AC (V50 34:45) and our evergreen Kevin Uzzell (V60 37:31). Ladies prize-winners were Gail Lowe of Newcastle AC (V40 44:14), Linda Ferneyhough (45:23) and our own Pam Davies (V60 42:03).

M5M_MacAs for me, I puffed along at the back, trying to enjoy the beautiful weather and scenery and wondering why someone had moved Moddershall Oaks a half a mile further on from where I last saw it. However I, like several other SMM members who ran at Moddershall, had competed in the Winsford cross-country the day before and were entitled to feed a bit puffed. So that’s a big cheer for all those who ran on Saturday and a bigger cheer for Mick and the Cricket Club and all those SMM members who turned out to help make this a great little race. Let’s see it on the calendar again next year!

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Wroclaw Marathon – 13 September 2015

Race Report – Kim HumphrEys

Bats do Wroclaw

Wroclaw_KimIn the very early hours of 11th September, the Bats – Jim, Tim, Tom, Ben, Roger, the Legend, Bernie, Sparker, Mick and Kim assembled outside the bat cave with 4 other good men and true – Rich, Phil, Chris and Lee and set off for what must be the most underwhelming airport in the civilised world, Nottingham East Midlands.

The main course – to help Jim out of the carefree life of liberty that has been his hallmark for the past 41 years and try and ease him into the control of the strong arm of the law in terms of his impending marriage to Lisa.

For dessert, a modest helping of the Wroclaw marathon.

The Airport – little to report except for a couple of drinks and the odd custard cream (Marks and Spencer’s version being obviously superior to the very poorly filled and tasting Morrison’s version) similarly, an uneventful flights and bus into Wroclaw. An early lunch of a few beers and a burger, followed by a few more beers.

Off to the hotel (after what seemed like a 5 mile walk – we did finally work out that those bus like vehicles with wires sticking out that stopped outside our hotel were – in fact – trams) and out again for a quiet beer, followed by several noisy ones.

For those unaccustomed to the usual pattern of the Bats’ trips away, the usual pattern is (1) a few beers; (2) a bit of culture – and yes that’s not just a yoghourt! and (3) run the marathon.

Wroclaw_Legend_ShootingOn this trip (2) was replaced by two activities – shooting and go-karting. On Saturday we all trouped off to a shooting range and fired a Glock pistol, a shotgun and an AK47. Safety was paramount and we were all advised where to stand whilst the shooting was in progress – although in Tim “target, what target?” Hulse’s case, the safest place would have been in front of the target. The best performance came from Chris “the legend and 007” Barlow.

Marathon day was soon upon us and Kim, having packed his wife’s running vest rather than his own decided to change shirts to avoid scaring the masses by having his belly sticking out and looking like Matt Lucas from Little Britain.

The day was extremely hot but all bats came in safely – although there is an ongoing stewards’ enquiry into rumours that Ben Gamble waited by the finish to avoid winning a large trophy and having to pay a £500 baggage supplement to Ryanair. The times were as follows:-

Ben Gamble 2:34:24
Steve Parker 3:24:44
Roger Taylor 3:27:49
Tim Hulse 3:41:44
Jim Holland 3:42:12
Mick Downes 3:50:43
Bernie Priekulis 3:56:49
Kim Humphreys 4:13:18
Chris Barlow 5:41:07

A well organised marathon – albeit the course itself missed out some of the better sights of the old town in Wroclaw.

Wroclaw_TeamThe post marathon recovery was uneventful except for a couple of bats struggling in the heat. All agreed that the rehydration process was a serious one and needed to be implemented with vigour.

Wroclaw_Shooting_TimOn Monday we went off for our second activity: go-karting and again a surprise winner emerged in Roger “out of my way” Taylor.  A final beer session followed the highlight of which was the Legend leading the beer hall in a chorus of “happy birthday” to help Tim celebrate his 47th.

All in all – a great trip – it was a pleasure to celebrate with Jim and a huge vote of thanks goes to Tim and Tom for their organisation and calming influences……